my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing
a sitcom about a stoner and a pansexual sharing an apartment called “pots and pans”
the running gag is that they actually have no pots or pans in their apartment and they’re always having to find creative ways to cook things
Long ago the four melons lived together in harmony…
Everything changed when the firemelon attacked
Only the guavatar, master of all four melons, could stop them
But when the world needed him most
made like a banana and split
LET’S PONDER THIS STATEMENT FOR FIVE MINUTES.
As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion
THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
No thank you.
The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling
This is way cooler to look at than it should be
Science side of Tumblr would like to add:
Heat is generally transmitted in 3 forms: conduction, convection, radiation.
The fact that the telephone poles and wires are boiling away well before the shockwave hits them indicates that the heat from the explosion has not reached them by convection (much slower than the speed of sound) or by conduction (at best, comparable to the speed of sound), but purely by radiation. In other words: the explosion is bright enough to boil everything.
reblogging again for what engineer—cat said
"where are we going today miss frizzle?"
were goin TA HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.
WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD
i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—
OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.
Wait, what’s everyone freaking out about? I don’t get it—
OH MY GOD.
I was gonna reblog it like “I don’t get it someone help” and then
LISTEN ALL U PEOPLE SITTING THERE STARING AT IT, YOU’LL GET IT EVENTUALLY I PROMISE IT TOOK ME A FULL 5 MINUTES
UH NO BYE
… heh. (hint for my fellow aces; it’s not about the ocean or the sand)
This made my night!!
It’s not Kool-Aid until you taste the diabetes!