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    sherlocksexperiments:

    my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing

    mankanfuckyou:

    mankanfuckyou:

    a sitcom about a stoner and a pansexual sharing an apartment called “pots and pans”

    the running gag is that they actually have no pots or pans in their apartment and they’re always having to find creative ways to cook things

    arianne888:

    the-dapper-demonic-gentleman:

    Long ago the four melons lived together in harmony…

    Everything changed when the firemelon attacked
    Only the guavatar, master of all four melons, could stop them

    But when the world needed him most

    He 

    made like a banana and split

    southerngamerguy:

    veni-vidi-bitchi:

    LET’S PONDER THIS STATEMENT FOR FIVE MINUTES.

    Well fuck.

    hentai-ass:

    stammsternenstaub:

    m-m-mad-madness:

    engineer—cat:

    lumoblaze:

    jonkakes:

    bigcoolscorner:

    merauderdon:

    givemeinternet:

    As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion

    THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

    No thank you.

    The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling

    This is way cooler to look at than it should be

    Science side of Tumblr would like to add:

    Heat is generally transmitted in 3 forms: conduction, convection, radiation.

    The fact that the telephone poles and wires are boiling away well before the shockwave hits them indicates that the heat from the explosion has not reached them by convection (much slower than the speed of sound) or by conduction (at best, comparable to the speed of sound), but purely by radiation. In other words: the explosion is bright enough to boil everything.

    reblogging again for what engineer—cat said

    Holy fuck

    sp00kyscaryshibe:

    "where are we going today miss frizzle?"

    were goin TA HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    detrea:

    fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

    a-little-insane:

    the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

    The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

    The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

    roseyanon:

    liightup:

    guccier:

    scoutingleijon:

    panickyintheuk:

    panasonicyouth:

    kimcrow:

    lord—loldemort:

    tophatkurt:

    homemadedarkmark:

    teppelin:

    This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.

    WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

    IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD 

    i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING

    WHY

    WHY

    WHY

    WHY

    OHMYGAWD O.O

    I don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—

    OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. 

    Wait, what’s everyone freaking out about? I don’t get it—

    OH MY GOD.

    I was gonna reblog it like “I don’t get it someone help” and then

    OH

    LISTEN ALL U PEOPLE SITTING THERE STARING AT IT, YOU’LL GET IT EVENTUALLY I PROMISE IT TOOK ME A FULL 5 MINUTES

    UH NO BYE

    -oh!
    … heh. (hint for my fellow aces; it’s not about the ocean or the sand)

    oh…

    ateenagefuckery:

    alisaolivia:

    This made my night!!

    It’s not Kool-Aid until you taste the diabetes!

    advice-animal:

    They Lose One Every Trip
    http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

    Love is an adamant form of trust ,where you’ll do anything to see her smile because you know she’d do the same for you