The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn
When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more
Ill just put this here
my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing
a sitcom about a stoner and a pansexual sharing an apartment called “pots and pans”
the running gag is that they actually have no pots or pans in their apartment and they’re always having to find creative ways to cook things
Long ago the four melons lived together in harmony…
Everything changed when the firemelon attacked
Only the guavatar, master of all four melons, could stop them
But when the world needed him most
made like a banana and split
LET’S PONDER THIS STATEMENT FOR FIVE MINUTES.
As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion
THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
No thank you.
The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling
This is way cooler to look at than it should be
Science side of Tumblr would like to add:
Heat is generally transmitted in 3 forms: conduction, convection, radiation.
The fact that the telephone poles and wires are boiling away well before the shockwave hits them indicates that the heat from the explosion has not reached them by convection (much slower than the speed of sound) or by conduction (at best, comparable to the speed of sound), but purely by radiation. In other words: the explosion is bright enough to boil everything.
reblogging again for what engineer—cat said